While I have never personally worked with Al Simmons, if I was ever looking for a home he would be first on my list to call. You see, in my neighborhood people are buying, selling and renting constantly (I live in a military community). With that being said, good ol' Al has quite a handful of properties for sale or for rent. And let me tell you something, those properties do not stay available very long. I don't know if he has some magical power that makes people go with his flow or if he hypnotized these folks and then they wake up and ask themselves, "Did I really just buy a f****** house!?!?" If Al played you in Monopoly he would have Boardwalk, Park Place, both Utilities AND all four god damn railroads! So with all the knowledge I have bestowed upon you, contact Al for all of your real estate needs!
P.S. Al if this brings you business, feel free to email me for any referral fees you wanna throw my way! ,)