591 Darrow Rd Akron, OH 44305

So many Realtors regurgitate the same flowery exaggerations for every listing… “The well-appointed commode flows seamlessly into the sink and vanity blah blah blah…” “you’ll fall in love with the gorgeous blah blah blah blah” Arching entryways and severely rectangular doors blaaah.
I for one won’t participate in this grandstanding, I only provide verifiable facts and spot-on descriptions, for you the consumer. Take this house for instance… 591 Darrow Rd. This is not just A house, this may very well be the most important house to ever wear a roof and vinyl siding, both of which were replaced in 2012. More mysterious than the Winchester House, more beautiful than Frank Lloyd Wright’s Falling Water house, tastier than the International House of Pancakes, this house is “in the house.” Marvel at the waterproofing system and EZ Air cleaner installed by Ohio State Waterproofing. Gaze upon the updated Siemens electric panel. The architect of this home took great care in giving each room four walls. The home has been painted by a descendent of Michelangelo, the luxury carpet made from the hair of the 2018 winner of the Westminster Dog Show. The kitchens newer vinyl floor spans the entire room and encourages your feet with "atta boys" and "you should be so proud." Fall in love with everyone you meet on your sprawling enclosed back porch. You'll sing with joy at your proximity to the great Goodyear Metropolitan Park, the 18th wonder of the world. Eat Fiesta Pizza every day like a king!