2944 Clearfield Ave Akron, OH 44314

In a world ruled by hippies, a home is wherever you lay your head, a figment of our imagination that can be cultivated anywhere you may be. Home is where people hug and laugh and cry, home is a feeling not a place, it’s anywhere you are surrounded by love. But as most of us know now, hippies are drug fueled maniacs, dosed up on quaaludes and acid and trying to transcend reality and avoid a barber or stylist. Here in the real world a home is a giant sometimes multi-level box in which we can lock all our worldly goods and valuables and protect them and ourselves from the likes of hippies, weirdos, peeping toms and mother nature. And most of us these days, reared in an era of fluorescent shoelaces, Pac man, and kraft macaroni and cheese, we like our boxes to be pretty and chock full of conveniences, like running water and espresso machines. 2944 Clearfield Ave is a box and a half in an area of single-family boxes and is a box that boasts running water among its many modern conveniences. Is it indoor electric you crave? Say no more, this ultra-modern adult playground has multiple grounded dual plug wall outlets in every room. Let that sink in. The floors have coverings, most of them wood, but they've sanded it and smoothed it for comfort. There are many small boxes within the larger box, meant for storage of your personal belongings, such as sporks and ukuleles. Don't worry, this box has see-through panels in every room to let you see outside. Come buy a box with a lake nearby.