Jeremy Perryman

(Agents, see Agents Remarks) Still throwing rent money into the abyss or waiting for the market to ''crash''? Cool plan. Meanwhile, this updated 4-bed, 2-bath ranch just casually exists—mocking your Pinterest board and budget spreadsheet.Built in 2009, but feels fresher than your gym resolutions. Updated kitchen? Check. Spa-level bathrooms? Yep. A living room where your couch won't double as your

Welcome to the cabin that doesn't need your DIY Pinterest board—it is the board. Thoughtfully designed, fully furnished, and dangerously close to making you cancel your return to city life.Sharp black metal exterior, like if James Bond went off-grid. Step inside and it's all warm wood, sultry lighting, and style choices that scream, 'I own at least one leather journal and I use it.'This isn't

(LISTED UNDER APPRAISED VALUE OF $376K - AKA, A STEAL )Ever wanted to own a cabin just remote enough that your friends can't spontaneously 'pop by' (thank goodness), but still close enough to civilization to keep your Netflix binge going strong? Welcome to 225 Platinum Dr in Slade, KY—your soon-to-be sanctuary near the legendary Red River Gorge. Here, rustic charm meets modern laziness; the

!Steal alert! This fully updated 3-bed, 1-bath ranch isn't just move-in ready—it's listed BELOW appraised value at $249,000 (that's $20K in instant equity just for showing up). Forget overpaying for a ''fixer-upper'' that turns into a 3-year DIY nightmare. This place already has the modern kitchen, the dream bathroom, and the fresh floors—all without you lifting a single paintbrush.Step

Yeah, we listed another cabin—this one's waiting for you to stop making excuses. So, let's cut the crap. You've been talking about buying a cabin forever. 'Oh, next year, we're gonna get a place in the woods.' Sure, you are. Meanwhile, someone else is already toasting marshmallows and living your dream at 102 Sunrise Lane.This isn't just a cabin; it's your excuse to bail on group texts and

Look, you've been talking about finding your 'outdoorsy side' for ages—but unless your couch counts as extreme terrain, it's time to level up. Here's the deal: this brand-new, contemporary-style cabin is rocking four spacious bedrooms, three full baths, and 1,796 square feet of 'holy-wow-my-life-is-awesome' space. Nestled near the 2,500-acre Hollerwood Off-Road Park, it's basically beckoning you

Look, if you've been telling everyone you're 'thinking about a cabin,' here's your chance—before your group chat ghosts you for empty promises. This newly built, contemporary-style place is practically next door to Hollerwood Off-Road Park's 2,500 acres of side-by-side, quad, and dirt bike fun. Natural Bridge State Park is just 20 minutes away—perfect for stretching those legs and grabbing a

Back on the market—Buyer's home fell through, so here's your second chance at a home that's already been appraised at $455,000 and is now listed for just $450,000!Tucked away at the end of a quiet cul-de-sac just 1.5 miles from I-75, this updated ranch offers the kind of peace, privacy, and space that's getting harder to find. With over an acre of land backing to open farmland, you'll enjoy

Still waiting for the market to crash? Spoiler alert: it's not. But hey, keep paying rent and riding that wishful-thinking train all the way to a future where your budget lands you a one-room condo above a 24-hour laundromat with 'character.'Or—and hear us out—you could check out 116 Linden Ave in Winchester. For $196,000, you get a house. Not a studio, not a shoebox. An actual 3-bedroom, 2-bath